AvantNews reports Miers’s litmus test has been located (during a routine Secret Service sweep) in the White House.

Note: Like Miers, whose heart was formerly blue-state but now bleeds red, blue litmus paper turns red under the right conditions, such as living in Texas during the 1990s.

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