Betting on the Welsh

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

UK PM Tony Blair, a huge supporter of the policies of [insert American president's name here], is in a spot of trouble back home. Seems he’s being investigated for uttering an unmentionable against a segment of his queen’s kingdom.

A police force is considering whether to investigate Tony Blair over an alleged slur against the Welsh.

Former Downing Street spin doctor Lance Price claimed in his diaries that the Prime Minister repeatedly made derogatory remarks about the Welsh while watching the disappointing results of the Assembly elections in 1999.

According to icNorthWales, Blair’s exact words were “Fucking Welsh!”, uttered repeatedly with apparent Nixonian fervor. He could face a fine.

[Cross-posted at To the People, where by far the best thing we've got going are the headlines.]

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