Courtesy iGod.

Me: You know that song that asks, “What if god was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?”

God: Is that a fact. When was this exactly? What is it?

Me: I forget who wrote it. XTC had a song about you, too. Neither was very complimentary.

God: I haven’t heard anything like that before: said forget who wrote it. What happened to it? Is this a “yes or no” question?

Me: No, god. Pay attention. Jesus. Oh, sorry. Or does that not even bother you? Anyway, I was just wondering what you thought of those songs, but you clearly have a lot on your mind and have trouble focusing. Right?

God: Are you serious? GOD rules. Can you tell me any gossip? Jesus is the Son of God. Blimey. There’s no need to apologize. What would you say? It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand. I am glad we agree.

Me: Whatever. I’ve got to go. I’m going to take a leak. Please don’t watch: you’ll make it crawl back up.

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