Single, sexually frustrated men everywhere shed a tear as Russian tennis model Anna Kournikova secretly married singer Enrique Iglesias. Saddened Japanese men can take solace in the new “Lap Pillow,” available with a red or black skirt for only $90! A company employee adds this word of warning: “I think this may be good for single men, but it could cause trouble for someone who is married.”

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