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Neuticles
Thursday, November 11th, 2004If you had told me before yesterday that, “there’s nothing more absurd than a company that sells prosthectic testicles for neutered dogs,” I’d have said, “you know, I think you’re probably right. That is the most absurd thing I’ve ever heard.”
Ah, but but that was before yesterday. Because yesteray, Jacob Grier sent me this story, about a 41-year old man whose “dream” is to have an artificial testical designed for Great Danes and Saint Bernards implanted into his own scrotum, to replace the testicle he lost.
That article was written five years ago, which I guess means that today, we can hope for the best — that Jim and his implanted artificial dog testicle are getting along just fine.
God bless America.
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