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From The Onion

Tuesday, September 7th, 2004

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Tooth Fairy Helps Self to More Teeth

Don’t know why, but that cracked me up.

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  1. #1 |  Jon H |  September 7th, 2004 at 7:54 pm

    Isn’t the blood in the wrong place? I’d expect it to be more on the sides.

    I’m just picky like that.

  2. #2 |  The Interloper |  September 7th, 2004 at 8:59 pm

    It’s got me laughing!

  3. #3 |  Don Watkins |  September 7th, 2004 at 10:20 pm

    That took me about ten seconds, but yeah, it cracked me up as well. But now I’m trying to deal with the fact that it took me ten seconds. :-/

  4. #4 |  Stormy Dragon |  September 7th, 2004 at 11:47 pm

    Actually, George Bush replaced the Tooth Fairy with a new government agency. the Tooth Security Administration.

  5. #5 |  cyclopatra |  September 8th, 2004 at 4:31 am

    Kids are getting a dollar these days? Man, inflation is a bitch – I got a quarter, and that wasn’t that long ago.

  6. #6 |  Bernard |  September 8th, 2004 at 8:19 am

    Good picture. I seem to remember a Far Side cartoon years ago where the tooth fairy left a note threatening to come back with the pliers.

  7. #7 |  Ms. Dani |  September 8th, 2004 at 8:39 am

    Looks like the Tooth Fairy has a crack problem.

  8. #8 |  Joker |  September 8th, 2004 at 12:53 pm

    Yeah, and I’m sure the tooth fairy wasn’t cute at all, it kinda looked like Ozzy Osbourne.
    “No More Tears” the Ozzy Fairy sang while… working…
    ;-)

  9. #9 |  Bryan |  September 8th, 2004 at 2:46 pm

    I think the funniness is in the fact that despite ripping the teeth out of the kid’s mouth – the tooth fairy still left money. And lots of it.

    Appearently the tooth fairy is true to his implied contract with kids of money for teeth. Even when the teeth are taken by force.

  10. #10 |  Bronwyn |  September 8th, 2004 at 3:43 pm

    *taptaptap*

    Is this thing on?

    *taptaptap*

  11. #11 |  Lee Grey |  September 10th, 2004 at 3:18 pm

    Actually, Ms. Dani, you’re the one with the crack problem. The tooth fairy left the money and took the teeth. Unless you know of a crack dealer that accepts teeth, in which case I stand corrected.

  12. #12 |  bryan |  September 10th, 2004 at 4:35 pm

    teeth for crack? Want Hugo on 9th Ave.

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