I Blame Gay Marriage

Monday, June 28th, 2004

That I think will be a new category of posts here at TheAgitator.com.

Applicable whenever family values types demonstrate first-hand the moral havoc wrought by gay marriage that they themselves predicted. If you follow.

Today’s example: Escorts and call-girls from across the country are apparently flocking to New York City in anticipation of big business from GOP convention delegates.

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11 Responses to “I Blame Gay Marriage”

  1. #1 |  Chris | 

    Anybody seen Rob Lowe in the neighborhood?

  2. #2 |  Anonymous | 

    no big deal, they do it cause they can.

    thats going to be my new slogan.

    do whatever you want, as long as you can.
    i dont know whats worse liberal morality or conservative hyprocrisy..

  3. #3 |  Evan Williams | 

    Who cares about Rob Lowe? When’s the last time Rob Lowe passed a law that regulated my morality?

    The issue is not that these pols actually pay money for ass. It’s that they preach, and pass laws legislating, their moral “superiority”, then go out and practice what they preach against. I fully support their right to engage in a mutually voluntary transaction, with another adult, which harms nobody; the problem is, they don’t return the favor when it comes to writing laws.

  4. #4 |  geoff | 

    B… b… but I thought that Republicans were so terrified of sex that they plunge into hand-wringing, head-spinning fits of confusion and self-hatred at the very thought of a naked body?

    That’s what Michael Moore tells me, anyway.

  5. #5 |  Richard | 

    They do Geoff, but they’re also masochists.

  6. #6 |  Ms. Dani | 

    They’re not flocking to the democratic convention too? maybe it’s because they know they’re not “wanted” there… if you know what I mean.

  7. #7 |  Pinbot | 

    I’ve been wondering, ever since Boston started to court the Convention, where they are going to get, and put, all the required escorts. Boston just does not have the real estate to host the convention. It’s going to be really ugly. I could see Kerry losing the state over it.

    Bostonians are famous for bad driving and short tempers. Shut down a few major highways for a week and you’re sitting on a powder keg. Run out of escorts, and you’re just going to add another frustrated group to the mix – ug!

  8. #8 |  Bruce | 

    Liberal morality is much worse than conservative hypocrasy. Liberal morality will not even admit that there are more solutions to any problem than the one envisioned by the liberal establishment. Conservative hyprocrasy at least acknowledges the existance of the “Dark Side.”

  9. #9 |  mark s. | 

    I hear GOP convention organizers have really fat heads.

  10. #10 |  Bruce | 

    Of course they have fat heads. That’s where they keep their wallets.