19 Responses to “Life, Satire Inch Closer”

1. #1 |  Matthew |  May 3rd, 2004 at 12:27 pm

   The Onion did a piece somewhat similar to that some time ago as well. It was really funny, until it started being real. It’s so hard to understand the worldview that nannies come from. It just seems so incredibly arrogant to hire men with guns to rule someone else’s dietary choices. How can that ever be morally justified? It’s just downright embarrassing to live in the same nation as these folks.

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2. #2 |  garret |  May 3rd, 2004 at 1:47 pm

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3. #3 |  van |  May 3rd, 2004 at 3:52 pm

   What are you talking about? We must pass a law to save us from ourselves. The government is a nice and good entity that is concerned with our well-being, not enlarge bearocrats’ fifedoms. Don’t you understand? The war on terror is a ruse to take our attention to the deadly foods we intake.

   Oops, sorry I thought this was the DNC blog. Forget everything I said.

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