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Operaton Take One for the Country
Wednesday, April 28th, 2004Good for them. I guess.
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The Onion couldn’t think stuff like this up.
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Try again, the link is a little quirky.
I’m not sure I believe all of this, but, yes, good for them.
For some reason it works if you go to Wonkette and click through the text ad. And it’s worth reading. Her answer to gratifying single female soldiers before shipping off? “Chick flicks.” Her own body is a commodity to be raffled off cheap to any old male soldier, but a female soldier’s body, well, they’ll be satisfied with flowers. This is an idea that a Pan-Hell chair comes up with when the location for the car wash falls through at the last minute….
I guess maybe I’m a little old fashioned but I think this is probably not such a good idea. We had names for girls like this when I was in the Army.
God I am such a prude.
My lord! I hate the fact that feminism has been hijacked by a bunch of leftist bush haters. I believe in equal rights, equal pay, that I have control of my body, that I decide my future and many other ideals attached to feminism, but the lady from NOW makes me sick! Women should be able to do whatever they want with their bodies, as long as it doesn’t lend support for Pres Bush. Women like that make me hesitate to ever call myself a feminist, at least not in public.
Whatever happened to the sexual revolution? I’m sure you’d have a hard time finding anyone in the Bush administration that would applaud what these girls are doing (at least not publicly) and they’re doing with their bodies as they wish. They’re having sex at will and throwing off the shackles of sexual oppression! NOW should be proud.
Having said that, it’s nice that these girls are doing something they feel is necessary, but I don’t think I’ll make it to any of their meetings.
I don’t have a problem w/ it. Yeah their sluts but whatever, if they are happy!
These girls are giving our soldiers their possibly last roll in the sheets ever. Applaud them as the patriots they are. If you were going off to war, wouldn’t you want some sex before you left?
Go through Wonkette to get it.
OK All together now, sind it loud, sing it proud…
God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above
Is this a great country or what?
You go girl!
Time to drop by the Army Surplus store….
Click the link then hit refresh.
It’s about time military groupies organized!
“Lie back and think of England.”
Perhaps they could come up with a better logo. Perhaps featuring Bette Davis.
I want to give one for the country, but I think my job would be a bit more difficult.
It’s not like these girls are innovative - this same thing has been happening forever. Go close to any base with a crew cut, go into any nearby bar, and start making stories up about leaving for war, just getting back, having a friend die, etc. I guarantee you’ll have a good night. And no, I’ve never tried it, but I’ve seen it been done.
“These girls are giving our soldiers their possibly last roll in the sheets ever. Applaud them as the patriots they are. If you were going off to war, wouldn’t you want some sex before you left?”
Speaking for myself, it would have no value on those terms.
Sending Servicemen Off With a Bang
Well, OK. This might just be what it takes to get Zombyboy to join the Marines. Radley Balko mentions a group of sympathetic lassies whose mission is to Take One For the Country, by giving departing soldiers a friendly sendoff. They put it this way.
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You’ve probably heard by now that this is a hoax. A good one, though.