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Thursday, April 1st, 2004So I’ve been doing this blogging thing for well over two years now. And it occurs to me that unless I just throw caution to the wind and take some drastic action, I’m probably never going to make any real money at it.
So I’ve decided to make this an exclusively premium site.
Check back tomorrow, with your credit card, and I’ll have more information.
Right now, I’m thinking $29.95 per month.
UPDATE: Yeah, yeah. April Fool’s. I had planned to make this more elaborate, but the date snuck up on me.
More posts tomorrow.
I’ll miss you.
*gets out credit card*
Whaddya mean you’re going to START charging $29.95 a month??!! Do you mean to tell me those random charges on my credit cards AREN’T your doing??? Because I called the FBI and everything and told them it was you…
Well, when they bust through your door later on today, just remember that I apologized in advance…
Do we get credit for the laptop donations?
How about a contest of some sort with the award being a free year?
Better yet, let us lowly commenters put up some posts for a fee. I’d pay 10 bucks to have you publish my personal screed.
did you guys see the article that the FCC is going to start taxing bloggers that offer “news content” Is that why you are doing this?
April Fool’s!!!!
I think you really could have made it more subtle.
You gotta be kidding. $30 a month??? The Wall Street Journal (electronic version) is only $6 per month and they PAY their writer’s.
Me thinks you ARE kidding, but if you’re not, I too will miss you!
meek
Methinks the timing of this announcement is significant …
(Not to mention the price … I do appreciate your publishing success with Fox News and others, but six times what O’Reilly charges?)
I’ll give you a slightly warped “Best of Kenny Rogers, Vol. II” record, and that’s my final offer.
Damn!! I forgot it’s April 1st.
Ya got me, Radley!
meek
BTW, if you’re even a little into flying, check out these April 1 newsflashes.
for 30 bucks a month I better see naked ladies. Maybe ms. dani or moxie.
just kidding
Damn, Vince. Ya beat me to it.
A bargain at twice the price…..April Fool.
Jennifer said to meet her at the Aquarelle for lunch.
good one
I better get some damn good porn for that kind of money. I mean really. As much as I love this site if I dont get something awfully naughty on it I’m just not going to shell out that kind of cash.
I’ll pay the premium price as soon as I see some premium content.
I’m more worried that Jim Henley’s April 1 post is true. I’d rather save $30 than read The Agitator again, but if we lose the only living libertarian with children to the dark side, well, that hits too close to home.
Where’s the sign up button?
Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk . . .
= :0
Happy April Fool’s day, everyone!
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I guess the absence of prior posts today is a result of the “move” to premium service … ?
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I’m more worried that Jim Henley’s April 1 post is true. I’d rather save $30 than read The Agitator again, but if we lose the only living libertarian with children to the dark side, well, that hits too close to home.
The only living libertarian with children?
JTK, the theory being that everyone’s a libertarian until they have kids.
Under a dollar a day for an old conservative like me to vent my frustration out on a liberaterian, I think its well worth it.
Ooops….. Sorry about the mispelling of libertarian in the above post, really folks it was an accident, no disrespect intended.
29.95? Cool! That’s less than the 49.95 you have been charging me the last two years! Hey wait a minute…
Ha! I’m currently paying $19.95 a month! Suckers! Stick that in your crack pipe and smoke it!
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My crack pipe is specifically for smoking crack, thank you very much.
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