Must Bite Lip…

Sunday, March 28th, 2004

Okay, so I learned my lesson with that little girl who can’t feel pain.

So I will not make a humorous comment about this. Even though about a thousand jokes come to mind.

Nope. Won’t use any of them.

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32 Responses to “Must Bite Lip…”

  1. #1 |  Anonymous | 

    Nobody would know if you were to post said jokes/humorous comments on your comment section while leaving the Name blank. Only your conscience is stopping you.

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  2. #2 |  Lord Duppy | 

    Note to self: Do not piss on the Third Rail.

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  3. #3 |  Jon H | 

    I expect this procedure to become QUITE popular in the San Fernando valley.

    Only without cutting anything off. Just the part about growing accessory penises.

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  4. #4 |  John | 

    The genius of Ren and Stimpy should have been brought to Russia in time to save that poor lad:

    http://www.lyricsdownload.com/ren-and-stimpy-don-t-whiz-on-the-electric-fence-lyrics.html

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    If you’re gonna explode
    You can use the commode
    Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
    No need to explain when you gotta drain
    Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

    You can swizzle on the sofa
    Piddle in the air
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    That’s why it is there

    You can let it rain
    In the breakfast lane
    While waving at ladies and gents
    Just don’t whiz on…
    Don’t whiz on
    Don’t whiz on the electric fence.

    No! No! No! No! No!

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  5. #5 |  roger | 

    Is that an empty latex cylinder growing on your arm, or are you just happy to see me?

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  6. #6 |  michael | 

    Thats it, now for sure men are obsolete.

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  7. #7 |  Ms. Dani | 

    So, joking making light of other people’s deformaties is ok, but joking about missing WMD’s is not. Hm. I don’t blame you Radley. None of us can be 100% consistent 100% of the time.

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  8. #8 |  Baylen | 

    Hello. My name is Dick Armey…

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  9. #9 |  datarat | 

    Definitely Long Sleeve weather…

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  10. #10 |  Anonymous | 

    it’s a biggun…

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  11. #11 |  Lorena Bobbit | 

    Hello, handsome.

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  12. #12 |  michael | 

    Why couldn’t they grow it somewhere less obvious like hmmmmmmmmm HIS CROTCH!!!

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  13. #13 |  corquando | 

    ‘Spose there’ll be a female variation on this anytime soon, and if so where would you, umm, grow it?

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  14. #14 |  Frank N | 

    Baylen gets 5 points.

    Ms. Dani, the two are not analogous.

    Corquando, have you considered therapy?

    Michael, crotch? that would be too obvious.

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  15. #15 |  C | 

    The question that comes to my mind is does it work?

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  16. #16 |  Joe Sims | 

    C –

    I think it’s just something to hold onto and aim, so that he doesn’t have to sit down to urinate. They didn’t mention any erectile tissue, so any other use would be unlikely. We should thank the limitations of modern science for ensuring this guy’s inability to further procreate.

    Of course, after using an electric fence to fry off his original equipment, perhaps this “appendage mulligan” is not the answer to this guy’s problems…

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