32 Responses to “Must Bite Lip…”

1. #1 |  Anonymous |  March 28th, 2004 at 9:41 pm

   Nobody would know if you were to post said jokes/humorous comments on your comment section while leaving the Name blank. Only your conscience is stopping you.

2. #2 |  Lord Duppy |  March 28th, 2004 at 9:50 pm

   Note to self: Do not piss on the Third Rail.

3. #3 |  Jon H |  March 28th, 2004 at 10:44 pm

   I expect this procedure to become QUITE popular in the San Fernando valley.

   Only without cutting anything off. Just the part about growing accessory penises.

4. #4 |  John |  March 29th, 2004 at 9:00 am

   The genius of Ren and Stimpy should have been brought to Russia in time to save that poor lad:

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   Don’t be stallin’
   Use your common sense
   Before you let it flow
   Find a place to go
   Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

   If you’re gonna explode
   You can use the commode
   Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
   No need to explain when you gotta drain
   Just don’t whiz on the electric fence

   You can swizzle on the sofa
   Piddle in the air
   Tinkle in the toilet
   That’s why it is there

   You can let it rain
   In the breakfast lane
   While waving at ladies and gents
   Just don’t whiz on…
   Don’t whiz on
   Don’t whiz on the electric fence.

   No! No! No! No! No!

5. #5 |  roger |  March 29th, 2004 at 9:37 am

   Is that an empty latex cylinder growing on your arm, or are you just happy to see me?

6. #6 |  michael |  March 29th, 2004 at 11:59 am

   Thats it, now for sure men are obsolete.

7. #7 |  Ms. Dani |  March 29th, 2004 at 12:01 pm

   So, joking making light of other people’s deformaties is ok, but joking about missing WMD’s is not. Hm. I don’t blame you Radley. None of us can be 100% consistent 100% of the time.

8. #8 |  Baylen |  March 29th, 2004 at 12:41 pm

   Hello. My name is Dick Armey…

9. #9 |  datarat |  March 29th, 2004 at 12:52 pm

   Definitely Long Sleeve weather…

10. #10 |  Anonymous |  March 29th, 2004 at 12:59 pm

    it’s a biggun…

11. #11 |  Lorena Bobbit |  March 29th, 2004 at 1:11 pm

    Hello, handsome.

12. #12 |  michael |  March 29th, 2004 at 1:50 pm

    Why couldn’t they grow it somewhere less obvious like hmmmmmmmmm HIS CROTCH!!!

13. #13 |  corquando |  March 29th, 2004 at 2:39 pm

    ‘Spose there’ll be a female variation on this anytime soon, and if so where would you, umm, grow it?

14. #14 |  Frank N |  March 29th, 2004 at 3:10 pm

    Baylen gets 5 points.

    Ms. Dani, the two are not analogous.

    Corquando, have you considered therapy?

    Michael, crotch? that would be too obvious.

15. #15 |  C |  March 29th, 2004 at 7:59 pm

    The question that comes to my mind is does it work?

16. #16 |  Joe Sims |  March 30th, 2004 at 12:26 am

    C –

    I think it’s just something to hold onto and aim, so that he doesn’t have to sit down to urinate. They didn’t mention any erectile tissue, so any other use would be unlikely. We should thank the limitations of modern science for ensuring this guy’s inability to further procreate.

    Of course, after using an electric fence to fry off his original equipment, perhaps this “appendage mulligan” is not the answer to this guy’s problems…

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