Or, “Because God Says So”

Wednesday, March 10th, 2004

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Make your own here. Half the fun is trying to sneak negative messages by the Bush campaign’s filtering software.

Hat tip: Wonkette. Scroll up and down to see suggestions from her readers, as well as ways to get around the filter.

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23 Responses to “Or, “Because God Says So””

  1. #1 |  Anonymous | 

    TOP SECRET

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  2. #2 |  Glenn | 

    I tried “keeping america safe from wardrobe malfunctions” but it didn’t fit.

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  3. #3 |  Bronwyn | 

    This is fun! Wish I were more creative!

    We’re special!

    Granted, this could work for just about any administration. . . oh well. I’ll keep pondering.

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  4. #4 |  Mithras | 

    I love this thing. How about this, this or this?.

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  5. #5 |  Anonymous | 

    Wow, that’s one lame filter. Another fun thing to do is use 133t speak to get around the words it does censor.

    3at a d1ck a55hat5!

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  6. #6 |  fangsign | 

    This is too much fun!

    I have had 40 rejected pharses so far!

    The FBI knocking at my door tomorrow.

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  7. #7 |  Anonymous | 

    See you all in Gitmo.

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  8. #8 |  Frank N | 

    Oh, that was alot of fun.

    *This message was brought to you by the Hillary 2004 campaign.

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  9. #9 |  Garth | 

    I tried the Mrs. Kerry-anti-Bush slogan “Asses of Evil” but it didn’t get through the filter.

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  10. #10 |  heavily_armed | 

    Wonder if they review all the (non-filtered) submissions for consideration on actual signs. What else is this thing for?

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  11. #11 |  Mithras | 

    Heavily Armed-
    They can’t be reviewing them. Think of the work involved. It’s most likely just a way for people to make their own, customized signs. Why would the campaign want to print up their own “East Side Kansas City YMCA Water Babies for Bush”?

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  12. #12 |  Eric | 

    Are the East Side Kansas City YMCA Water Babies really for Bush? They traditionally vote Democrat.

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  13. #13 |  Frank N | 

    This worked…

    “I’ve got wood for bush.”

    So wrong…on so many levels.

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  14. #14 |  BoiFromTroy | 

    Regulating America

    FoxNews has an enlightening opinion piece by Radley Balko, of The Agitator about the cost of regulation in America and how to fix it. In it, Balko suggests two Constitutional Amendments I would consider supporting: Since President Bush and Congress…

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  15. #15 |  Yogi Bear | 

    George doesn’t get wood, cause he has a Bush!
    Accepted ;)

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  16. #16 |  Joe Sims | 

    East Side Kansas City YMCA Water Babies are traditionally Democrats, but that doesn’t stop them from attending and contributing to Kit Bond fundraisers with all the other KC Democratic groups waddling up to the public trough thanks to Senator Bond…

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  17. #17 |  Eric | 

    Thanks for the clarification, Joe.

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  18. #18 |  heavily_armed | 

    Well, OK, *maybe* there are too many sibmissions for them to review them all. But again, what business purpose does this thing serve? Why implement this thing? I assure you, it was not cheap.

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  19. #19 |  Jon H | 

    heavily_armed: “Well, OK, *maybe* there are too many sibmissions for them to review them all. But again, what business purpose does this thing serve? Why implement this thing? I assure you, it was not cheap.”

    That should be obvious.

    It’s so people can print out their own custom posters (probably with the office printers) and post them all over the place.

    At zero cost to the campaign.

    The theory, of course, assumes that cynical gag posters don’t outweigh the promotional value of earnest posters.

    What I think is funny is that, apparently, the Wonkette-spurred traffic was causing the system to burp and show people other peoples’ posters. So earnest Republicans were probably getting anti-Bush messages.

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  20. #20 |  Steve Skutnik | 

    Looks like they already pulled the comment feature off - fun while it lasted, I suppose.

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  21. #21 |  Byna | 

    Crap, I had a great idea and I can’t do it! :(
    Gay men like John.
    Straight men like Bush.

    hehehehe

    Byna, giggles inanely.

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  22. #22 |  pat | 

    Jon H.:

    Actually, it probably was pretty cheap. As a freelance web programmer myself (admittedly, one who has worked a lot with image manipulation), I could produce an identical tool within a few hours. My charge would be around $500 or less - probably less, in the current economic climate.

    If I were a campaign supporter, I’d do it for free. Except I’d have the brains not to do it, because really, who *wouldn’t* be able to figure out what people would do with it?

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