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She’ll Win Lots of Bar Bets in a Few Years

Monday, March 1st, 2004

The article says she’s the only person in the country with her condition.

I don’t know, I think I’ve dated a few women who showed similar symptoms.

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This entry was posted on Monday, March 1st, 2004 at 12:43 pm by Radley Balko and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

13 Responses to “She’ll Win Lots of Bar Bets in a Few Years”

  1. #1 |  Jefferson |  March 1st, 2004 at 1:09 pm

    I have this condition from approximately 9:15 to 2:30 each night.

  2. #2 |  Irishpeggy |  March 1st, 2004 at 2:01 pm

    You guys are cold.

    Most likely the poor dear will die of a ruptured appendix or something similar because she can’t feel the pain. Very sad story.

  3. #3 |  Frank N |  March 1st, 2004 at 2:32 pm

    Another instance of “damn my life looks pretty good today”.

  4. #4 |  John Venlet |  March 1st, 2004 at 3:28 pm

    I wonder how the young girl will deal with this, which I mentioned here.

  5. #5 |  michael |  March 1st, 2004 at 4:00 pm

    The goggles thing would have taken me all of about 2 seconds to figure out.

  6. #6 |  crispy |  March 1st, 2004 at 4:38 pm

    I know for a fact that some of the woman I’ve dated suffer from this excact same thing (err…but emotionally. Funny enough, the other way around too)

  7. #7 |  Chris Farley |  March 1st, 2004 at 6:19 pm

    Could we find a way to splice some of her genes into our Monkey Bulters? It would make the fighting much more graphic and interesting.

  8. #8 |  Jesse |  March 1st, 2004 at 7:52 pm

    Didn’t a recent Bond villain suffer from something similar to this?

  9. #9 |  Anonymous |  March 1st, 2004 at 8:36 pm

    You guys need to lay off the Emo and grow your balls back.

  10. #10 |  Tom |  March 1st, 2004 at 9:42 pm

    What a totally fucked thing to make light of.

  11. #11 |  Catallarchy.net |  March 1st, 2004 at 11:51 pm

    No Pain, No Gain

    We usually think of pain as a bad thing. Utilitarian ethics, for example, prescribes maximizing pleasure and minimizing pain. Even those who do not subscribe to utilitarianism recognize that pain should generally be avoided when possible. What if we co…

  12. #12 |  Scared Stiff |  March 2nd, 2004 at 11:48 am

    How is this any different from Leprosy?

  13. #13 |  Mark Fulwiler |  March 2nd, 2004 at 6:29 pm

    Radley, your comment was in really poor taste. The poor child’s condition is nothing to laugh at. She’s lost her teeth, is blind in one eye and could very well die someday because of her inability to feel pain. Shame on you!