She’ll Win Lots of Bar Bets in a Few Years

Monday, March 1st, 2004

The article says she’s the only person in the country with her condition.

I don’t know, I think I’ve dated a few women who showed similar symptoms.

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13 Responses to “She’ll Win Lots of Bar Bets in a Few Years”

  1. #1 |  Jefferson | 

    I have this condition from approximately 9:15 to 2:30 each night.

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  2. #2 |  Irishpeggy | 

    You guys are cold.

    Most likely the poor dear will die of a ruptured appendix or something similar because she can’t feel the pain. Very sad story.

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  3. #3 |  Frank N | 

    Another instance of “damn my life looks pretty good today”.

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  4. #4 |  John Venlet | 

    I wonder how the young girl will deal with this, which I mentioned here.

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  5. #5 |  michael | 

    The goggles thing would have taken me all of about 2 seconds to figure out.

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  6. #6 |  crispy | 

    I know for a fact that some of the woman I’ve dated suffer from this excact same thing (err…but emotionally. Funny enough, the other way around too)

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  7. #7 |  Chris Farley | 

    Could we find a way to splice some of her genes into our Monkey Bulters? It would make the fighting much more graphic and interesting.

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  8. #8 |  Jesse | 

    Didn’t a recent Bond villain suffer from something similar to this?

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  9. #9 |  Anonymous | 

    You guys need to lay off the Emo and grow your balls back.

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  10. #10 |  Tom | 

    What a totally fucked thing to make light of.

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  11. #11 |  Catallarchy.net | 

    No Pain, No Gain

    We usually think of pain as a bad thing. Utilitarian ethics, for example, prescribes maximizing pleasure and minimizing pain. Even those who do not subscribe to utilitarianism recognize that pain should generally be avoided when possible. What if we co…

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  12. #12 |  Scared Stiff | 

    How is this any different from Leprosy?

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  13. #13 |  Mark Fulwiler | 

    Radley, your comment was in really poor taste. The poor child’s condition is nothing to laugh at. She’s lost her teeth, is blind in one eye and could very well die someday because of her inability to feel pain. Shame on you!

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