The Ladder Theory

Saturday, February 14th, 2004

Brilliant.

This one’s just for the fellas. And, um, happy Valentine’s Day.

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7 Responses to “The Ladder Theory”

  1. #1 |  Frank N | 

    Truly a ‘must read’, whether your 16 or 60 you’ll answer the should I, would I could I questions you’ll soon encounter or have had for the last 45 years!

    This is classic…
    A note for guys: if your friends girl offers you a piece you should hit that shit, because he shouldn’t be laying up with no ho. Ideally you should tape it also, because most guys will believe the person they’re fucking.

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  2. #2 |  corquando | 

    That took a whole lotta time to cook up and plaster.

    Evidently, he’s not on anybody’s good ladder or he’d be busy somewhere else.

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  3. #3 |  Tony | 

    geez why hadn’t the internet been invented when i was 15

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  4. #4 |  Jon H | 

    OT: Check out these candy message hearts:

    http://www.despair.com/bittersweets.html

    Two kinds, “Dejected” and “Dysfunctional”.

    Note that one of the “Dejected” messages is “U C MY BLOG?”

    The “Dysfunctional” assortment includes “UP YER MEDS” and “UWATCH CMT”.

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  5. #5 |  Solon | 

    He Speak Truth.

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  6. #6 |  Anonymous | 

    1. Its true that if you are unavailable, chicks will want to fuck you. Anyone I ignore usually wants to fuck me.

    2. I have never been on the “Friends” ladder.

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  7. #7 |  Glen | 

    Eh. There are some nuggets of wisdom in there, but for the most part he’s just very bitter. Most of the insights are pretty stale, too — e.g., who *hasn’t* observed that nice guys often end up being “just friends” with girls they want to sleep with? Pretty old news, if you ask me.

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