44 Responses to ““Dark energy, though hypothetical, has always been a turn-on for me, especially in a female who has an overbite.””

1. #1 |  Andy |  January 12th, 2004 at 1:03 pm

   “Woody Allen still has a little in the tank.”

   Your statement presumes facts not in evidence (to wit, that he ever had anything in the tank)

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2. #2 |  Midwestern Suburban Dad |  January 12th, 2004 at 1:27 pm

   Liv Tyler.
   Geena Davis.
   Olivia D’Abo.
   and, The Queen of Dark Energy, Angelina Jolie.

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3. #3 |  Enobarbus |  January 12th, 2004 at 1:49 pm

   You really think so? My first thought in reading it was how obvious it was that Woody had absolutely nothing left. It reads like a bad rip-off of his “Without Feathers” style. It’s always been a high-speed nonsense schtick, but the nonsense used to have some wit. Now he’s like an old fastballer who can still bring the heat but just can’t find the plate.

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4. #4 |  toobbhead |  January 12th, 2004 at 5:35 pm

   Oh come on!! That is funny stuff!

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5. #5 |  Insults Unpunished |  January 12th, 2004 at 8:24 pm

   Around The Blogosphere

   Unlike other bloggers I don’t have a cute name for my posts which provide links to other bloggers. Unless I come up with something cute, I’ll just keep calling it around the blogosphere.Scott, of The Daily Ablution, noticed that I’m…

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6. #6 |  Meek |  January 12th, 2004 at 9:32 pm

   While I don’t like Woody Allen Movies or politics he has, for decades written very funny pieces like this on philosophy, physics, cosmology and the like. And here I would say is what makes Allen different from the usual suspects in Hollywood: he is extremely well read, interested in everything, and knowledgeable to mix the heady and the earthy. What is perhaps the funniest thing about this cute little piece is that there is not a damn liberal in Hollywood that would understand one word of it!

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7. #7 |  Radley Balko |  January 12th, 2004 at 9:45 pm

   Er…except Woody Allen, yes?

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8. #8 |  Meek |  January 12th, 2004 at 10:53 pm

   Technically, he’s lived in NY his whole life but, interestingly, he anounced today that he’s leaving NY for…………..Los Angeles!!!

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9. #9 |  Ms. Dani |  January 13th, 2004 at 9:14 am

   I knew that if I waited long enough my overbite would get me somewhere…

   What’s that lady’s name on that vampire movie “Once Bitten”? Lauren Hutten?
   What about Chevy Chase’ wife on “Vacation”?

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10. #10 |  Anonymous |  January 13th, 2004 at 9:16 am

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11. #11 |  The Anger of Compassion |  January 18th, 2004 at 10:55 am

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12. #12 |  The Anger of Compassion |  January 18th, 2004 at 10:58 am

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13. #13 |  The Anger of Compassion |  January 18th, 2004 at 11:00 am

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