Comments on: Did Somebody Say “Monkey Controlled Robots?”

By: Frank N

Frank N — Tue, 14 Oct 2003 16:02:44 +0000

We can’t let them on Chris. This must be stopped. A frozen flounder in the arms of a bionic monkey will be lethal.

By: Chris Farley

Chris Farley — Tue, 14 Oct 2003 15:26:19 +0000

I think this is a dangerous development. How can we let cyborg monkeys on the island? They’ll be super strong and super smart and end up taking over the island then escaping and running rampant through the world. All the while throwing fruit and poop at us with amazing accuracy and force and we will be powerless to stop them. Someone should tell PETA so they can nip this in the bud and let our dream of fish wielding monkey butlers continue to smolder.

By: Glenn

Glenn — Tue, 14 Oct 2003 01:34:16 +0000

Now the monkeys can throw their poo with much greater accuracy.

By: Johnny aka Sen. Handsome

Johnny aka Sen. Handsome — Tue, 14 Oct 2003 01:16:35 +0000

remember when you go to the polls that good things come from North Carolina

Vote 4 Me, then I’ll be President Handsome instead of Senator Handsome

By: Kieffer

Kieffer — Mon, 13 Oct 2003 23:13:09 +0000

Thunder stealer.

By: Garrett Baker

Garrett Baker — Mon, 13 Oct 2003 23:10:00 +0000

OMG! Teleborg Primates! Just what I’ve always wanted!

By: Bongo

Bongo — Mon, 13 Oct 2003 23:08:24 +0000

how do robots controlled by monkey thoughts allow paralyzed people to operate machinery? Seems kind of silly to me…