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Vegas, Baby. VEGAS!!!

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003

Contrary to what Wendy McElroy would have you believe, there are still men that are willing to get married. A good friend of mine happens to be one of them, and it was decided that there is only one proper sendoff for the poor SOB.

This weekend, 15-20 of us will descend on “Fabulous” Las Vegas for a weekend of drunkenness and debauchery the likes of which have never been seen… well, since last weekend anyway. Limo… Rain Man suite… the beautiful babies will be falling all over themselves for a group of high class guys like us.

As I ramp up my excitement for a trip that can only result in me rolling in piles of cash and hookers, I would like to present this modern classic for your reading pleasure.

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10 Responses to “Vegas, Baby. VEGAS!!!”

  1. #1 |  Luca Brasi |  September 2nd, 2003 at 12:11 pm

    Just remember that beautiful babies don’t work midnight to six on a Wednesday. That is the skank shift.

  2. #2 |  Anonymous |  September 2nd, 2003 at 1:00 pm

    Who’s the big winner in here? Mikey, that’s who.
    Great flick.

  3. #3 |  PJ Doland |  September 2nd, 2003 at 1:03 pm

    My parents renewed their vows in Vegas last month at the Graceland Wedding Chapel (where Jon Bon Jovi got hitched).

    They had the Elvis impersonator wedding package.

    My sisters and I pitched in for a relevant gift rendered in black velvet:

    http://www.pjdoland.com/revolution/archives/007585.php

  4. #4 |  Travis |  September 2nd, 2003 at 4:53 pm

    Our lil’ boy’s all growns’d up! Have fun Brian.

  5. #5 |  Ryn |  September 3rd, 2003 at 12:53 am

    Poor bastards. You just missed Exotic Dancer’s FanFair 2003.

  6. #6 |  Jon H |  September 3rd, 2003 at 9:22 am

    Some of those rules also work at strip clubs. Like: never hit the ATM twice.

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