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Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places

Saturday, August 23rd, 2003

Need some excitement in your life? Tired of dating “Mr. Nice Guy” or “the Good Girl?” Maybe its time you started looking in a different place. Jail.

That’s right, at Write A Prisoner.com you can look for your soulmate behind bars. You’ll always know where they are and, my guess is, your competition will be limited.

Sorry guys, Susan Smith is no longer accepting letters. But fear not, you can still write to Melissa aka Brown Sugar or Brandy, who is willing to relocate.

Most unintentionally funny sentence in Melissa’s profile “I have a very high self-esteem, I know what I want in life and how to go about getting it!” While I have no doubt Melissa knows what she wants in life, I would dispute that she knows “how to go about getting it!” In case you have forgotten Brown Sugar, you are in jail.

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6 Responses to “Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places”

  1. #1 |  Garth |  August 25th, 2003 at 10:49 am

    Melissa also points out that she is bisexual. Thanks for the tip Bryan, getting pen and paper now!

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  2. #2 |  DETANYA BROOKS |  December 17th, 2003 at 11:50 am

    LOOKING FOR A FEMALE FRIEND TO CHAT WIHT

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  3. #3 |  DETANYA BROOKS |  December 17th, 2003 at 11:50 am

    LOOKING FOR A FEMALE FRIEND TO CHAT WITH

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  4. #4 |  Hair |  July 24th, 2005 at 4:51 am

    looking for a femail inmate to chat with. i was a bad-ass myself at one time. now im just a pussycat.

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  5. #5 |  vargas,eiberto |  January 5th, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    I am willing to find someone to write too. Their is not a way for me to get
    into a computer. Iam in jail hopeing
    one day to find a partner even thou
    is very hard. We can only communicate
    by letters. Please fill my heart with
    a little joy and happines.
    gulf correctional Institution
    main unit 500 ike steele rd.
    Wewa.Fl. 32465

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  6. #6 |  vargas,eiberto |  January 5th, 2006 at 9:21 pm

    I am willing to find someone to write too. Their is not a way for me to get
    into a computer. Iam in jail hopeing
    one day to find a partner even thou
    is very hard. We can only communicate
    by letters. Please fill my heart with
    a little joy and happines.
    gulf correctional Institution
    main unit 500 ike steele rd.
    Wewa.Fl. 32465

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