We Can Hardly Wait, Stanley
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003You’re such a tease, Stanley Kurtz! In a discussion with Jonah Goldberg on a looming Masssachussetts law allowing for gay marriages, Kurtz writes:
But mainly I ask that you withhold judgement until after Massachusetts acts. At that point, I am going to be publishing a lot. And the material I publish will push my arguments on this issue to a whole new level.
And you thought anticipation ran high for the new Harry Potter! I hope the Postal Service plans to bring in reinforcements once this Kurtz publishing juggernaut rips into high gear.
I like Jonah’s response:
Okay Stan. I will await your verdict. I didn’t realize that your anti-gay marriage arguments “go to eleven” as they say in “Spinal Tap.”
“Heh,” as they say.
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Smell the glove, Stanley, smell the glove.
My two word review: “Shit Sandwich”
Stanley’s writing makes me want to choke on someone else’s vomit.
Is Stanley workin’ on a sex farm?
As Kurtz shows, it’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.
Stanley Kurtz’s magnum opus on homosexual marriage: “Lick My Love Pump”, in 4 volumes, elegantly bound in lavendar ostrich with fine endpapers with a Keith Haring motif.
As I recall, the last time Kurtz promised a piece that would take the debate to a whole new level, the argument he produced was nigh-universally derided as a steaming pile of horse manure…
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