We Can Hardly Wait, Stanley

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003

You’re such a tease, Stanley Kurtz! In a discussion with Jonah Goldberg on a looming Masssachussetts law allowing for gay marriages, Kurtz writes:

But mainly I ask that you withhold judgement until after Massachusetts acts. At that point, I am going to be publishing a lot. And the material I publish will push my arguments on this issue to a whole new level.

And you thought anticipation ran high for the new Harry Potter! I hope the Postal Service plans to bring in reinforcements once this Kurtz publishing juggernaut rips into high gear.

I like Jonah’s response:

Okay Stan. I will await your verdict. I didn’t realize that your anti-gay marriage arguments “go to eleven” as they say in “Spinal Tap.”

“Heh,” as they say.

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8 Responses to “We Can Hardly Wait, Stanley”

  1. #1 |  David St. Hubbins | 

    Smell the glove, Stanley, smell the glove.

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  2. #2 |  B Kieffer | 

    My two word review: “Shit Sandwich”

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  3. #3 |  Nigel Tufnel | 

    Stanley’s writing makes me want to choke on someone else’s vomit.

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  4. #4 |  The Drummer | 

    Is Stanley workin’ on a sex farm?

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  5. #5 |  Eric | 

    As Kurtz shows, it’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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  6. #6 |  Jon H | 

    Stanley Kurtz’s magnum opus on homosexual marriage: “Lick My Love Pump”, in 4 volumes, elegantly bound in lavendar ostrich with fine endpapers with a Keith Haring motif.

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  7. #7 |  Julian | 

    As I recall, the last time Kurtz promised a piece that would take the debate to a whole new level, the argument he produced was nigh-universally derided as a steaming pile of horse manure…

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