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Special Agitator.com Guest Post

Thursday, June 26th, 2003

Today, author, vile far right-wing populist, radio talk show host and MSNBC television host Michael Savage has asked for a guest post on your favorite blog. Take it away, Mike…

I, Michael Savage, would like to publicly express my desire to have non-marital relations with the following:

Sex columnist Dan Savage, Sen. Rick Santorum, I’d also like to generate some “Santorum” with sex columnist Dan Savage, Gary Coleman, Jonah Falcon, Mel and Betty Sembler (separately), Neal Pollack, Lynne and Dick Cheney (at the same time), the three dissenting justices in the Texas sodomy case (separately first, then at the same time), a giant catfish, Sponge Bob Squarepants, the 101st Airborne, ten dirty Mexicans (can be male or female, would prefer a smattering of each), Laurence Fishburne, Ashton Kutcher, one jelly donut, Carnie Wilson (pre-laparoscopic gastric bypass surgery), Lt. Col. Oliver North, Spike Lee, and the starting offensive line for whichever team wins the 2006 Super Bowl.

Thanks,

Mike S.

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