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Sunday, May 4th, 2003

….you needed another reason to subscribe to HBO.

Ali G. Tonight, all in one episode, he….

1) Got Ralph Nader to say the following:

“I don’t think rain forest monkeys are necessarily looking for natives to ‘plop’ on from the trees.”

2) Got Ralph Nader to say the following:

“Unfortunately, we haven’t yet figured out a way to put boxes on cows’ assholes.”

3) Asked former Surgeon General C. Everette Koop “how come the dong bone can grow several inches in just a few seconds?”

Ali later asked Koop if the brain is “good at rememberin’?” Koop said it is. Ali said, “then why can’t I remember my pin number?”

Koop answered, “because you’re stupid. That’s a start.”

Wrong. He’s brilliant.

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8 Responses to “As If…”

  1. #1 |  Brandon |  May 5th, 2003 at 10:17 am

    I still think the greatest line on the show was when he introduced Buzz Aldrin as “Buzz Lightyear.”

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  2. #2 |  B Kieffer |  May 5th, 2003 at 1:20 pm

    Anyone see the episode where he trains to be a police officer. Hilarious.

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  3. #3 |  Andrew Ian Castel-Dodge |  May 5th, 2003 at 1:21 pm

    The normally sensible Rodney has lost it on this one. Ali G is a load of rubbish and I am looking forward to a day when one of his “victims” beats the shit out of him.

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  4. #4 |  Anonymous |  May 5th, 2003 at 1:26 pm

    Who’s Rodney?

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  5. #5 |  Dave |  May 5th, 2003 at 3:04 pm

    I guess you are rubbish Rodney, Mr. Castel-Dodge said so.

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  6. #6 |  fangsign |  May 5th, 2003 at 4:20 pm

    The word ‘tool’ comes to mind when I see that guy.

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  7. #7 |  bardp |  May 8th, 2003 at 10:55 am

    For me his tip top was when he had the panel of religious experts on.

    “So is Jesus real, or is it just your dad dressed up?”

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  8. #8 |  James Landrith - Taking The Gloves Off |  May 28th, 2003 at 10:20 am

    Ali G

    I’ve been watching back to back episodes of Da Ali G Show for the last two hours. As Radley said,…

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