Comments on: “Like urine from a rat with a thing for pear juice.”

By: Oregon Commentator Online

Oregon Commentator Online — Fri, 17 Sep 2004 21:43:22 +0000

MADD Now Apparently Targeting Underage Swingers

Radley Balko – still the sixth thing that comes up when you Google “dan atkinson oregon”, incidentally – has a nice bouquet of anti-MADD zingers. (Link via Instapundit. Keep an eye out for former OC editors in comment section.) One…

By: roger

roger — Fri, 16 Apr 2004 04:58:58 +0000

Without a doubt the funniest thing ever posted here. Maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

“burgeoning into a sweet yet horrible symphony”

Still cracks me up a year later!

Thanks for the re-post!

By: corquando

corquando — Thu, 15 Apr 2004 17:42:43 +0000

Hmm… porcine yet spherical. A good start, strong maintenance throughout and a robust finish.

I’ll give it an 89.

By: Ms. Dani

Ms. Dani — Thu, 15 Apr 2004 17:30:55 +0000

I think that last post was Chris Farley or michael.

Hey, their Modest Mouse sounds like our Monkey Butlers!

By: Daniel Atkinson

Daniel Atkinson — Thu, 20 Mar 2003 00:47:06 +0000

I AM Daniel Atkinson. I’m the one who wrote the wine review. Who are all you people and why?

My measurements:
6’3″, 230lbs, 1-inch beard, 8-inch penis.

Speaking of my penis, all this attention from strangers has made me quite horny. I have to go now.

By: Franklin

Franklin — Wed, 19 Mar 2003 04:49:42 +0000

I’ve met Dan Atkinson. He’s a small, meek man with a nasty twitch. Weighs around 98 lbs. Years of heavy Night Train abuse have left him with a quarter-sized hole at the base of his ribs. He pours the wine right in there and can drink while walking down the street. Last I heard from him, he was wandering around mainland China looking to buy a 10 year-old concubine. Weird mofo, indeed.

By: Sho

Sho — Mon, 17 Mar 2003 11:50:03 +0000

Hey, I’m from the Oregon Commentator and I thought if you liked Dan’s article you might like this website that is run by his friend Brandon, another former writer at the OC.

http://www.laurabush.info

I’m not sure what Dan’s doing right nowadays, but perhaps he might show up on this website.

Cheers!

By: John T. Kennedy

John T. Kennedy — Fri, 14 Mar 2003 18:37:24 +0000

Is this funnier?

http://www.no-treason.com/laissezfirearm/hugowine.htm

It’s funny anyway.

By: roger

roger — Fri, 14 Mar 2003 17:48:11 +0000

“Its fat, spiny nose rose boldly into our sinuses, burgeoning into a sweet yet horrible symphony”

Great stuff!

Thanks for the link.

By: Frank N

Frank N — Fri, 14 Mar 2003 16:30:18 +0000

Very nice…

“This port is a study in contrasts. It opens fast, round and sweet-pixie stick, buttercup, whispers of Diet Rite. The finish, though, is a battle of green pennies and bug repellent, with lead paint darting around the edges.”

This is a must buy!

By: Chris Farley

Chris Farley — Fri, 14 Mar 2003 15:51:49 +0000

I’m proud to say that in high school, I was the Mad Dog 20/20 chugging champion. I could down a quart bottle in as little as 18 seconds.

By: Michael M

Michael M — Fri, 14 Mar 2003 15:48:32 +0000

I simply could not control myself while reading this. Somebody just walked into my office and asked why I was crying. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life.

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 14 Mar 2003 14:46:01 +0000

The reason we have ‘According to Jim’ is easy.

Courtney Thorne-Smith.

Someone needed to keep her on the air after she left Allie McBeal.

It’s much better if you watch it on ‘mute’.

Great wine tasting article

By: Jill

Jill — Fri, 14 Mar 2003 14:41:48 +0000

I’m with Brian, everybody wants to know what’s so funny. And I can’t ever explain my “Agitator” jokes to my co-workers. They just think I’m crazy.

By: Jill

Jill — Fri, 14 Mar 2003 14:36:37 +0000

Boone’s Farm, Thunderbird, Mad Dog…it all takes me back to high school. There’s nothing like the sweet taste of a fine peach icee/thunderbird concoction.

Why did we take purchasing advice from the drunk guy sitting outside the liquor store? I guess it was because we were sending him in do the purchasing.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 14 Mar 2003 14:19:01 +0000

Your right! The wine tasting bit was awesome. Thanks for sharing.

By: B Kieffer

B Kieffer — Fri, 14 Mar 2003 14:18:34 +0000

I’m laughing myself a f***ing pantload right now….

…everyone’s looking at me….