Weird Before the Storm.

Monday, February 17th, 2003

Before the whiteout, I went out with some friends Saturday night. Visiting a friend of mine from California were two attractive elementary school teachers. Naturally, I spent a good deal of the night talking with the single one.

Things were progressing nicely, when for some odd reason, she felt compelled to reveal to me something no one else in our group knew. To get through college, she said, she had appeared in a number of “crusher” videos. If you’re a fan of the show “The Practice,” you’ll know what I mean. These are videos of women in high heels stepping on bugs and slugs and rodents (in the TV show, the crusher fetishist was played brilliantly — I’m not kidding — by none other than Henry Winkler). Apparently, there are men who pleasure themselves to the sight of high-heeled feet squishing bugs. If memory serves, congress — ever eager to address such pressing important issues — banned such videos after “The Practice” episode aired.

At any rate, my new friend said she’d get up to $500 per session, and that the movies rarely showed more than her shoes, her calves, and her knee-highs (remember, this is a fourth grade teacher).

I found the stories immensely amusing. She said she got fed up when they asked her to star in a “movie” where they paid her to step on the face of a female friend of hers. That was the whole movie. One girl stepping on another girl’s face. The friend stormed off the set in tears, and with that, my new friend “got creeped out” and quit the business. The most surprising thing about the stories was that the entire enterprise wasn’t run by some greaseball in a leizure suit and gold chains, but by a 20 year-old female friend of my new friend.

I wonder — am I the only guy left who still gets turned on by the good, old fashioned female body? No bugs. No whips. No evacuation of bodily fluids. No people stepping on each other. I wonder what these crusher fetishists do when they see a bug zapper. Do Raid commercials turn them on? What if you’re a bug fetishist and a giantism fetishist? Would such a person find Eight Legged Freaks the best movie ever made?

I just like women. And I’m starting to feel like I’m the weird one.

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57 Responses to “Weird Before the Storm.”

  1. #1 |  Vanessa | 

    No, I still just like the female body too, all of it.

  2. #2 |  Radley Balko | 

    Out-standing!

  3. #3 |  Jim M | 

    How high are we allowed to build the walls on the island nation?

  4. #4 |  Chris Farley | 

    We build the walls just high enough to break bones when we push…I mean when people fall off of them.

  5. #5 |  Frank N | 

    Radley – So when does she meet the family? It would make great diner conversation.

    and Jim- When planning the walls, don’t forget turrets for the fish wielding butlers.

  6. #6 |  scanner | 

    So true, Radley.

    One cant even flip through a copy of Hustler without seeing some chick taking a leak on the hood of a car.

    I wonder if the Library of Congress is a subscriber…hmmm

  7. #7 |  Joel Stewart | 

    NEWSFLASH:
    “Area man has naked woman fetish.”

    – stolen from theonion.com

  8. #8 |  Matt | 

    Hmmmm…I can’t recall ever having a fetish about people stepping on bugs. That’s somewhat disturbing, kind of like bukake.

    I must say, there’s nothing like a good old fashioned naked female body. Smooth and firm!!!

  9. #9 |  T. J. Madison | 

    By definition, everyone’s fetishes are stupid and icky — except for yours.

    There are a few of us with the particularly rare and perverse kink called “normality” — I’d estimate somewhere around 2%.

  10. #10 |  Kinayda | 

    Heck, they don’t even have to be naked…some tastefully applied undies probably wouldn’t be considered too out of whack, especially since they will presumably come off at some time in the near future.

    More to the point…did you get her phone number or were you too freaked out?

  11. #11 |  shinobi | 

    I have a crush fetish.

    Notice I said “a” crush fetish. This fetish is almost as varied as the people who have it. While no one person can claim to know what is behind every other person’s fetish, if you don’t mind I have a few things to say.

    I’m not trying to convert you (LOL)or anything, but people tend to get their information from things like “The Practice” which dramatize something down to the point of it being “crack” infomation. For example, I don’t like high heels , my favorite crush shoes on women are Doc Marten sandals or mary janes (with short skirts).

    Maybe every once in a while, they need to get information straight from a “horse’s mouth”

    I am, what is known in the circles, as a “softcore” fetish. I only like seeing women step on bugs or cigs, nothing larger.

    In my case, you can call it an extended form of the dominant – submissive fetish.

    The whole appeal behind it to me isn’t the body of the crush bug, but rather the power of the woman doing the crushing. The idea of her disregard for the insect or object being stepped on.

    There is something erotic in my mind about a cute girl, who in almost every aspect of life, is considered a life giver, a provider, a Sweet person. Someone who is vain enough to paint her toes, but then use them for a destructive purpose.

    In a lot of respects, it’s just simply a version of the “bad girl” fetish that almost all men have to some degree.

    You know, the sexual predator. The girls who (in leather or bikinis) sit on the harley’s in the biker mags…the boss lady who seduces her worker in the playboy mag…the vixens in the tv show “SheSpies” or “VIP”. She is doing something “naughty.” The crush fetish and the “bad girl” fetish has been linked in many depictions on the television and movies by the act of the seductress simply stepping on her cig after a smoke. What exactly is the purpose of most of those close ups of a female stepping on her cig after doing a “naughty” act or about to commit one?

    Well taking it one step further (pun intended) women step on bugs all the time. Intentionally or unintentionally, the end result is the same…one smooshed bug.

    The draw to this again remains in the fact of the moral implications. Here is an essentially “good” person. Pays her taxes, is a soccer mom, has two cats…but on the other end, she has done a very bad thing. kinda.

    She has effortlessly taken a life. But is it a real life?, Is she going to jail?, Is she really bothered that she just squished something under her body.

    In your life, have you never run across a girl who has squished something or told you that she squished something and had a gleem in her eye or a (even if it was small) smile on her lips? Here is her “Bad” side coming out in a playful way (to you, not the squished bug LOL)

    The girl you’ve mention, did she seem at all bothered that she squished all of those bugs under her feet at all, or was she only bothered when she was asked to step on her friend? I mean this is a woman you were interested in. Have you ever thought of her from a perspective of her being extremely powerful (e.g. a bug’s point of view of her?) Sorry I digress…

    In the “crack” information that seems to be given about this fetish, one could only concluded that this is the only way a fetish could get aroused by a woman.

    Not true for 90% of the men out there with this fetish. Yes I do talk to other men with this fetish (and the women who provide the material)

    I am attracted to the female form just as much as the next guy. In my mind, I also think maybe a little more, because I appreciated a part of her that a lot of men don’t, her feet. That whole part of the body is cut off by most men.

    I like looking at nice round butts and nice full breast. The foot/crush fetish is just extra, not in lieu of a normal sex drive.

    Did this girl work for Mistress Rachel or Aryel? They are a some of the few female run providers.

  12. #12 |  shinobi | 

    Ooops,

    Forgot to say…

    No, raid commercials are not a turn on, unless they show a chick stepping on the bugs before she uses the spray :-P

    Eight legged freaks was a funny movie. Not a sexual turn on. The bug isn’t suppose to be giant for the fetish mate :-P, the chick is. That movie was so disappointing that they had a hot sheriff, but she didn’t get to step on one spider at all :-(

    There is no “one grestest” crush scene or movie just because of the different taste among the men with the fetish.

    Some like boots, some like sandals. I hate painted toes, while many other swear by them.

    Many perfer high heels, but others only watch flip flops or barefeet.

    It’s just in the mind of the fetish of what is great or sucks :-P

    Just like the body of any given chick to a normal sex drive, it’s all in the mind of the beholder

  13. #13 |  The Bitch Girls | 

    Attention Guys

    Please go tell Radley that he’s not the only one. If, in fact, he is the only one then please don’t tell us. The last thing we need here is to lose hope.

  14. #14 |  Ddd | 

    Hey I have a crush fetish as well.. we are not many.. and no Raid dont turn us on ;)

    It must seem strange to you guys.. but how do you think we felt when we found out was a big shock.. but over the years you tend to get use to it and accepting of it.. all though the life of a crush fan is.. silent some of us dont tell anyone.. apart from a few people on the net.. and thats the only other people that have the same fetish..
    but well we are getting more well known now it would seem.. i wonder if in a few years it will be as known as S&M and that
    i think that would take some of the fun away from this fetish
    but then again add a lot more things to it

  15. #15 |  Mark | 

    wanna see my site?
    http://www.emmaskingdom.com

    I thought i was the only guy in the world with a crush fetish until i got on the net, & then found out that there was many like me;) i have meet up with some of them,& they are some of the best people i have ever had the oppertunity to meet…

  16. #16 |  Living-Thing | 

    Hey folks…

    I have a crush fetish as well… just like I have a Giantess fetish and a foot fetish… There is nothing wrong with that because everyone has a fetish… It may be Tits that you prefere, or asses… some of you like women in laces or women wearing latex or leather… some of you get really turned on if you see a woman pissing (Yeah that is right… see a woman piss) or even worse and some of you are into much worse stuff… so bad that I don´t even wanna mention it… but evrybody has a fetish… somehow and somewhere. It´s only that some of us get along with it and accept it as sexualaspect in our lives… others don`t and think for the rest of theirt lives that theyr strange and need to hide something… now that´s sick ;)

    I didn´t make myself and I didn´t chose what I´ve grown up to… but hell, I like what and who I am ;)

    And… NO… RAiD is no turnon… it`s the aspect of being totally delivered to the womans pure nature and just give away to her will ;)

    C-Ya…

    LT

  17. #17 |  virginia plastic | 

    I have a crush fetish, too.
    CARS!
    Think ‘GOLDFINGER’. Think ‘LINCOLN CONTINENTAL’.
    The slower the car gets crushed, the more I am in a state of euphoria.
    My heart pounds and my knees turn to jello.

  18. #18 |  virginia plastic | 

    I have a crush fetish, too.
    CARS!
    Think ‘GOLDFINGER’. Think ‘LINCOLN CONTINENTAL’.
    The slower the car gets crushed, the more I am in a state of euphoria.
    My heart pounds and my knees turn to jello.

  19. #19 |  Anonymous | 

    I have a crush fetish and I also thought I was the only one too. I too like it when a woman is stepping on something on purpose or unknowingly. My heart pounds when I see a beutiful lady walking down the street and see a worm on the floor to see if she steps on it.

    Once she has done that the worm wriggles in pain while she just goes off and not even knowing about it. Many guys probably get the same feeling when looking at a womans breasts when women prefer it if a man would look at them at their face or eyes. Which I do not have a problem with because a womans face is my favourite part of their body as each one is different.

    Also I fall in love with their personalities although getting a girlfreind is hard. I would never mention my fetish or force any woman to do anything she didn’t want to do because I have respect for the power of women as well as women themselves.

  20. #20 |  skunky | 

    Yeah man you are wierd. And I am serious. NO one is just plain old just attracted to the female body. NO one ever was all throughout history. What part of the body are you attracted to? If you are a crush freak then you might be attracted to the legs and feet. Its just a way for some people to express themselves. I have heard of a hell of a lot worse, like people that cut themselves and get turned on, or men who like to watch women having sex with animals. You on the other hand have no imagination, and probably do not like expressing yourself in anyway. If you havent noticed it in today’s society “Original is boring” and you better start sleeping with ordinary women, because I have never met a women who doesn’t have a bit of kinkyness in her.

    Also, I have heard of women who just like to step on bugs. It give them the feeling of power over something because most males (especially white males) must have control over their women. So some women get through their male dominance by squashing bugs. To get back to what I was saying about “every one has a fetish” Most people do not have the simple attraction for a women. Their minds think deeper than that, and they usually think about how they themselves can please their mate better, by fulfilling their fantasies. I have been with women who do like to crush men and what not. I thought that it was weird at once to. But then I opened my mind, stepped out of the box, and embraced a new culture. I let her have the top, and every once in a while captured a bug for her to step on. After a while she started turning me on by squashing bugs. So it may not be a “your a weirdo if your not like me” thing.

    Maybe your the weird one because you just follow the normal pattern of what you think you should do.

    THERE IS SO MUCH MORE LEARNING AFTER YOU STEP OUT OF THE BOX!!!!!

  21. #21 |  Richard | 

    I just wanted my name in this thread. Stand-up characters, the lot of them.

  22. #22 |  Anonymous | 

    girls stepping on bugs?

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