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Best Story of the Day
Friday, February 14th, 2003In my opinion, this guy won.
At life. That’s it. He won. If I’m 85 and I get arrested for boinking my girlfriend in public, that’s what my epitaph will say.
“He won.”
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did you read the part where it says he evaded police? Viagra must work like a damn charm.
Not quite Radley: she was 74.
Interesting.
Which brings to mind the story about the woman who went to visit her daughter-in-law. The daughter-in-law answered the front door wearing absolutely nothing. The shocked
woman asked what on earth she was doing. The daughter-in-law apologized, and said that she thought it was her husband at the front door, and explained that she greeted him thusly each day after he came home from work, wearing her “love suit”. She further explained to her mother-in-law that doing so had kept romance alive in their marriage. The mother-in-law decided that perhaps there was some merit to this procedure, and met her own husband at the door the next evening wearing nothing but a smile. When her husband regained his composure, he asked what on earth she thought she was up to. The woman responded that she wanted to see what he thought of her “love suit”. Her husband brushed past her into the house and muttered, “Needs ironing.”