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Quotes of the Day, One and Two

Tuesday, January 28th, 2003

One:

I’d certainly trust my teenage sister alone with your average pothead before I would leave her with a US Congressman. But Big Brother doesn’t play fair.

Joanne McNeil, responding to the latest ONDCP ad linking pot use to rape.

Two:

At halftime, an engaging performance by Shania Twain’s cleavage was unfortunately marred by the presence of Shania Twain’s music. (If this woman is a country singer, how come those songs sounded like Loverboy?)

Jesse Walker, on the Super Bowl halftime show.

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4 Responses to “Quotes of the Day, One and Two”

  1. #1 |  Anonymous |  January 28th, 2003 at 1:59 pm

    I heard that George Lucas was inspired by Twain’s outfit… and has decided to cast her as Darth Vader in the next Star Wars movie.

    …police in riot gear have been deployed to control the crowds already lining up.

  2. #2 |  Boo |  January 28th, 2003 at 2:05 pm

    Did you notice her drummer? He looked like someone straight out of Mad Max. Dirty leather suit, red goggles…bizarre.

  3. #3 |  Frank N |  January 28th, 2003 at 2:26 pm

    umm…no I didn’t notice the drummer…there were other people on stage with Shania? must have missed it…

  4. #4 |  chris |  January 28th, 2003 at 3:25 pm

    I thought she looked like Evil Lynn from the Masters of the Universe movie.