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Axis of Squeamish.

Tuesday, January 28th, 2003

Hitching off Scrappleface’s (or Max Sawicky’s, depending on your perspective) “Axis of Weasel” meme, I’ve been compiling a list of my own over the last several days:

Axis of Medieval – either a) the big five record companies, for their luddite-ism, or, b) the Samuel L. Jackson fan club.

Axis of Boll Weevil – Greenpeace, the World Wildlife Fund and the Green Party — all opponents of genetically modified crops, many of which are engineered to naturally repell the pesty weevil.

Axis of Knievel – Bush and Blair, for unnecessary foreign policy risk-taking.

Axis of Steeple — Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson.

Axis of Legal — John Banzhaf, Senator Handsome.

Axis of Eric Siegel – Al Gore, Tommy Lee Jones.

Axis of Emo – Weezer, Dashboard Confessional, Bright Eyes.

Axis of Beatle – Well, I guess it’s just Paul and Ringo, now.

Axis of Weeble – Bush’s free-trade credentials.

Axis of Creole – Sens. Landrieu, Breaux.

Axis of Oval – Louie Anderson, Dom Deluise.

Axis of Ivy – Harvard, Yale, Wrigley, Jamie Pressley.

Axis of Eagle – Eddie Edwards, Philly, Boston College.

Axis of Sequel – Rocky Balboa, Jason Vorhees.

Axis of Anvil – Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner.

Axis of Easy – Eric Wright, Christina Aguillera.

Axis of Treacle – N’Sync, Hallmark.

Axis of Veil – That Afghan woman from National Geographic, Jonny Cash.

Axis of Villa – Poncho, Bob.

Axis of Viola – Frank Bridge, York Bowen.

Axis of Avril – Gene Healy, Julian Sanchez.

Axis of Ville – Small, Pleasant.

Axis of Everly – Little Suzy, Bye Bye Love.

OK. I’m tired. I encourage you to come up with your own.

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#2 | rleont | January 28th, 2003 at 11:01 pm
Don’t leave out the “Axis of Weevil” as described and celebrated on Possumblog.

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#3 | firecat | January 28th, 2003 at 11:31 pm
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