This Can’t Be Right…

Tuesday, November 19th, 2002

How come every time I take one of these online tests, I’m completely dissatisfied with the results?


Which Euroweenie are you?

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8 Responses to “This Can’t Be Right…”

  1. #1 |  John Bono | 

    Don’t feel so bad. It could have been worse. You could have been Robert Fisk.

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  2. #2 |  Frank | 

    I just came up as Robert Fisk…and now I have another reason not to keep a round chambered. That split second really can save a life.

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  3. #3 |  jimmy | 

    ha ha….ya cheese eatin surrender monkey. i was gerhardt schroeder.

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  4. #4 |  Chris | 

    No, no, no. I am Gerhardt Schroeder. All you Frenchies may begin surrendering next Tuesday. Does anyone know if the whole surrender thing applies to Belgium? I have a big business deal coming up and that would come in handy.

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  5. #5 |  Bryan | 

    i’m Jimmy Carter - the all-american eurowinnie. I lust in my heart to give tyrants a tounguebath.

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  6. #6 |  Chris D | 

    I’m Hans Blix. my glasses are a foot thick. I have thumbs coming out of thumbs coming out of thumbs.

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  7. #7 |  Joe Sims | 

    Hans Blix??!! I demand a recount… Get Mary Frances Berry on the horn!!

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  8. #8 |  Julie | 

    Jimmy freaking Carter? Gotta run, got houses to build and boiled peanuts to eat!

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