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World’s Shortest Joke

Friday, September 13th, 2002

So this joke by Jim Henley reminds me of a joke I read in Slate’s “Breakfast Table” feature, billed as “the world’s shortest joke.” It goes like this:

Masochist: Hurt me.

Sadist: No.

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

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5 Responses to “World’s Shortest Joke”

  1. #1 |  Michael M |  September 13th, 2002 at 8:44 am

    A skeleton walks up to a bar, and orders a beer and a mop.

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  2. #2 |  Jason |  September 13th, 2002 at 12:08 pm

    Shortest joke:

    Pretentious?

    Moi?

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  3. #3 |  Dench |  February 10th, 2003 at 12:12 pm

    man goes in a bar,

    no beer just mangos!

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  4. #4 |  rob tobin |  July 22nd, 2004 at 12:21 pm

    World’s shortest joke:

    Bush JUNIOR?

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  5. #5 |  Dex Tripp |  October 7th, 2004 at 1:59 pm

    a man walks into a bar……..ouch

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