I’m pretty pleased with my August traffic report, which just came in. About 560 visitors per day, about 930 per day on weekdays. That’s down from last month, but then, last month I had one day with 8,000 visitors, thanks to Fark. In June, I had about 550 visitors per day on weekdays. 550 to 930 is a nice jump in two months.

More troubling, however, are the phrases some of you weirdos typed into Google to get you to my site. Sheesh. Do y’all look for this stuff at work? A sampling:

pics of girls sitting under desks with no pants on
anal cysts
faked shark internet photos
secret exgirlfriend photos
hanging woman snuff photos torture
penellas county jail
porn reading hog tied sister
central indiana boot camps for troubled teens
dave matthews band makes controversial remarks about jesus
add sammie hagar music to website
hang her up and sexually torture her with electrical prod
son sniffs moms panties
mtv race row over refusal to play black artists like michael jackson
insurance fraud statue of limitations pennsylvania
philistinize or raids or abominable or plausible or singlet
charlemagnes or adducts or forcer or sophistry or nondeterminism
ted kennedy pantsless at palm beach
2002 guess book of private poultry farmers in indonesia
thank you for being rash enough to marry me foolish enough to stay with me and for loving me in way never thought id be loved
60,000 naked hoosiers
adverse effects of novacane
minnesota flagstone steppers
cynthia mckinney exit polling
italian swear words
bob barker pimp
one drop rule
soriority bitch
touchdown monkey

I’m very afraid.

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